The Official History of Salmon in Clear Water Ravines

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Salmon Voices:   This Day in History  Twenty billion, three hundred, and sixty-five million BCE  First permanent community in Clear Water Ravines  founded by Sylvia Silverside  In order to chose her mate.   Five million, seven hundred thousand and sixty-two BCE Passion Fruit migration route charted   by a group of juvenile salmon.   claiming a direct redd line from Sylvia Silverside.  Five hundred thousand, three hundred and twenty two BCE   Silences Saverplate was the first to codify   Silences Saverplate was the first to codify  the rules of salmon water polo  Eighteen BCE    Eighteen BCE Introduction of practice of fin-bowing when greeting  strangers attributed to Scunfucious   One thousand three hundred and thirty-eight CE  Sarl Song publishes the Definitive Salmon Dream Interpretation Guide. Two thousand ten CE  Official Histry of Salmon in Clear Water Ravines published.